Stuff People in the Hamptons Say

What do you hear Hamptons residents and visitors say all the time?

You may be familiar with the new Internet meme "S--- Girls Say," which has inspired countless parodies, such as "S--- New Yorkers Say" and "S--- Hipsters Say."

The Hamptons Patches — East Hampton, Southampton and Westhampton-Hampton Bays — thought it would be fun to get suggestions for one of our own:  "Stuff People in the Hamptons Say."

We want to hear your suggestions for our list of what stereotypical Hamptons locals, seasonal residents and visitors always say.

Here are some initial ideas to get the ball rolling. Add yours to the comments section below.

• Why can't these locals grocery shop on weekdays?
• I hate Montauk Highway.
• I won't cross the stretch (Napeague Stretch).
• It's me or the deer.
• I want a Trader Joe's out here.
• I don't go west of the canal unless ...
• I'm going UpIsland.
• This place is expensive.
• They're closed in the off-season.
• Oh, there's Christie Brinkley.
• Take Scuttle Hole; it's faster.
• Sag Harbor is, like, the UnHampton.
• Montauk is, like, the UnHampton.

mtkmiss February 03, 2012 at 01:01 AM
"i wish those Latino's would just go back where they came from, we didn't have any of these problems before "THEY" came here!" "BTW. Do you like my new patio/garden area? Doesn't it look amazing? The best part about it is I paid half of what I would have if I had to pay those other guys. Yup! Jose and Julio did a fantastic job!"
Melissa Gibbons February 21, 2012 at 12:57 AM
Hahaaa having a good laugh at all of this! I absolutely LOVE when I see a decked out bub truck, blowin smoke, making a crap full of noise, metal music blastin, peeling around corners.....and the looks on the summer people's faces in their shiny gay luxury mobiles.
Taylor K. Vecsey February 21, 2012 at 01:05 AM
Melissa, want to help us with our video?
Melissa Gibbons February 21, 2012 at 01:11 AM
What video do you speak of? I'd love to help. I've actually always had an idea for a local show since I was a kid related to this topic, funny material!
lol April 15, 2012 at 12:27 PM
"Hamptonite" , "How long has your family lived here'? Shitypeople!!" If ya don't have relatives buried in the cemetery you ain't local". Tilapia, "the HEMPTENS" "piss clamin"


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